Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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