I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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