we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Randomize
