You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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