do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
it glows. i had to have it.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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