we're chasing vodka with high fives
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
