Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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