Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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