Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
His nipple licking is glorious
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