i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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