This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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