I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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