She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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