If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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