How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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