goodnight i made you a song goodbye
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
