Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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