You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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