so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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