Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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