would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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