Me too!
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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