rhymes with "ouble enetration"
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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