I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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