It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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