The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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