that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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