"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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