Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Never joke about your clitoris.
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