Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
third nipple confirmed
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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