I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
