this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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