Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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