i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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