My nipple is on Facebook.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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