My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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