you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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