I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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