she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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