He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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