Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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