i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
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