I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
