I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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