Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
