you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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