Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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