I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
you will always have a special place in my vag
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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