dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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