I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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