i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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