Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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