I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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